Movie Review: Kismet Love Paisa Dilli (KLPD).

Cast:Vivek Oberoi, Mallika Sherawat, Neha Dhupia, Ashutosh Rana
Director: Sanjay M Khanduri
[highlight]Overall Rating: 0.5/5 (Just half a star out of five)[/highlight][divider]

You’ll have to buy two tickets to watch this movie, one for yourself, and other for the person pointing a gun to your head. Wannabe-ish from the title itself, the film goes on to explore whole new levels of crappy-ness. This film has no class whatsoever, and mind you, even ‘third-class’ is a class. If the audience gets paid a penny for every time they laughed, by the time the movie ends they won’t even have accumulated enough money collectively to go buy a Crocin tablet.

Lokesh (Vivek) is attracted to Lovina (Mallika), a girl he sees in a party on October 2 (on the eve of Gandhi Jayanti, and the importance of having this particular night is still unknown, if at all it had to anything with the script) and stalks her up to the station. There he gets involved with a bizzare death of a woman (Neha Dhupia), and while running away from the cops, encounters Lovina again. Lokesh is also chased down by a minister’s thugs, who believes that Lokesh is in a possesion of a tape that’ll reveal his unscrupulous side. Then there’s also Kaptan (Ashutosh Rana), who is just too keen to rape Lovina. And the story just slushes itself ahead from here, straight down the drain.

Performances are pretty ordinary, and not a single person has anything fun to boast off.  If anything enhances the BS-quotient, apart from the story and the performances, it has to be the dialogues. Music is okay. Direction is, again, okay. All in all, shooing away this rabid-dog of a movie is probably the best one can do. Totally ignore if possible. And if somebody simply forces you to watch this flick at gun-point, do get shot- seriously that’s less torture.

7 Comments

  1. Ayushman

    October 10, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Superb movie, superb actor all are superb in “KLPD”. Must watching this guys.. KLPD rokz………

  2. Diki

    October 10, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Awesome movie, in which the action happens over the course of one night can be a whole lot of things. It can be an action movie like Die Hard or a romantic movie.

    • Aditya

      October 10, 2012 at 10:07 pm

      Dude! Seriously? Die Hard? What the hell are you smoking? Yours was one KLPD of a comment for a Die Hard fan!

  3. rashmi

    October 10, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Don’t you guys have any taste? This movie is a crap!

  4. Anil

    October 12, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    KLPD was a much entertaining movie.I can say KLPD will be rocking this time.

  5. rashmi

    October 13, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    *facepalm*

  6. What-the

    October 23, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    What do you expect from a movie that’s titled “KLPD” ?
    Must be cheap all around.

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