Game Of Thrones, Season 7 Episode 1 – ‘Dragonstone’ | Review – Fate of You

Torrents aren’t the best way to watch a show
So Hotstar is where I go
Me and my friends eagerly waking up to see it
But the site wouldn’t play video
I know they’re trying real hard to telecast the show
And trust me I’ll give it a chance now
So take a deep breath, reload and refresh
And then we start to dance
And now I’m singing like

Freys you know I want your blood
Your blood was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now follow my lead,
Raise your glass and drink that mead
Say, boys, let’s not talk too much
Grab on your throat and feel the North’s memory
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead

I’m in love with the Citadel too
I hope Ser Jorah makes it through
Although you’re friendzoned and greyscaled too
Please take care of your body
Last night Sam was in some room
And now his bedpans smell like poo
The food he serves look like it too
What the hell’s wrong with those bodies

Oh I oh I oh I oh I
Please take care of your body
Oh I oh I oh I oh I
What the hell’s wrong with those bodies
Oh I oh I oh I oh I
The Night’s King has giant zombies
Every day discovering something brand new
All the things Jon Snow never knew

An episode in we let the story begin
Brienne and Tormund on their first date
Sansa and Jon butting heads in the North
Over the Umbers’ and Karstarks’ fate
They talk for hours and hours about Lannisters and white walkers
And how their family hasn’t done okay
Littlefinger’s being taxing, but Sansa’s kickassing
Lyanna Mormont’s always great
And I’m singing like

Boy, Euron I want your ships
Your ships were handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my lead
I may be crazy, don’t mind me
Say, boy, let’s not talk too much
Ignore my brother and put that ring on me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead

I’m in love with the Riverlands too
I hope Ser Clegane makes it through
Although you’re burned and battered too
Please take care of your body
Last spring he was in some room
And now his hosts have met their doom
In the fire he stares and sees a whole new view
Then he buries the bodies

Oh I oh I oh I oh I
Please take care of your body
Oh I oh I oh I oh I
Then he buries the bodies
Oh I oh I oh I oh I
The Night’s King has giant zombies
Every day discovering something brand new
The Lord of Light knows the fate of you

Come on, be my baby, Rhaegal
Come on, be my baby, Viserion
Come on, be my baby, Drogon
Come on, be the Queen’s hand, Tyrion
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, baby, come to Dragonstone
Come on, baby, summer is long gone

Overall Rating: 4/5 stars